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Kiddy Tales
Innocent phrases from innocent minds...smile...
Cement Mixer
Jeriel (then 5 years old) was determined to get a cement mixer (a real one). He was very persistent
despite all the obstacles he faced in getting one.
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Day 1 |
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| Jeriel: |
I like cement mixer. I want
to buy a cement mixer when I grow up. |
| Mommy: |
But you can't drive a
cement mixer go here and there. And your girl friend will not like it. |
| Jeriel: |
I don't care. She has to go
with me. |
| Mommy: |
But where will she sit? |
| Jeriel: |
Beside me, at the front
passenger seat. |
| Mommy: |
Where will I sit then? |
| Jeriel: |
You and daddy sit behind
us! |
| Mommy: |
In a cement mixer??? |
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Day 2 |
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| Jeriel: |
I really like cement mixer.
I want daddy to buy me one. |
| Mommy: |
But you already have one. |
| Jeriel: |
Not the toy. A real one. When I grow up. |
| Mommy: |
You have no place to park the cement mixer
in the house or at your office. |
| Jeriel: |
But I really like it. How? |
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Day 3 |
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| Jeriel: |
Daddy, can you buy me a cement mixer? |
| Daddy: |
No-one buys cement mixer. They buy Honda,
Toyota, BMW, Volvo... |
| Jeriel: |
Then I buy. Ok? |
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Day 4 |
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| Jeriel: |
I want daddy to buy me a cement mixer when I
grow up. I'll be the driver but he'll be driving because I don't know how
to drive yet. |
| Mommy: |
... (speechless!) |
Would you get Jeriel a cement mixer?
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