Kiddy Tales
Innocent phrases from innocent minds...smile...
Kiddy Tales 4
Sex education for kids? Some exchange of breasts and bras with Jeriel (then 7 years old).
| Why Do Women Wear Bra? | |
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| While folding clothes one night, Jeriel had questions on bra... | |
| Jeriel: | Mommy, why do women have to wear bra? |
| Mommy: | To protect and support their breasts. |
| Jeriel: | Oh, you mean when something hit the breasts, the bra will protect them? |
| Mommy: | Mmm-hmm... |
| Jeriel: | Why men don't wear? |
| Mommy: | Because men have no breast...I mean their breasts are small and flat! |
| Jeriel: | Why then women need to support the breasts? |
| Mommy: | So that they won't sag. I mean the breasts will not drop! |
| Jeriel: | You mean drop to the floor? |
| Mommy: | No! I mean the breasts will not drop from chest to waist. That's why you need something to hold them. |
| Jeriel: | Why will the breasts drop? |
| Mommy: | Because they are heavy. |
| Jeriel: | You mean when you walk, you are very heavy? |
| Mommy: | No, not that. Anyway, women need to wear bra to protect their breasts, ok? |
| Jeriel: | Can I wear your bra? I want to protect my breasts! (grinning) |
| Mommy: | I don't think so, young man! Give me back! |
| Breasts Drop! | |
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| Jeriel: | Mommy, why when you sleep you never wear bra? |
| Mommy: | When you sleep you don't wear bra. |
| Jeriel: | Then when you stand and walk to the toilet, your nen nen bok (breasts) will drop loh!! |
| Mommy: | ... (frown!) |
| Back Ache But Sexy | |
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| My back was aching as I raised from the bed and walked to the bathroom. As I walked zigzaggedly, Adriel (then 6 years old) watched me. | |
| Adriel: | Mommy, you walk this way is just so sexy! |
| Since when he knew the word 'sexy'? ...hmmm... | |
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