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Kiddy Tales
Innocent phrases from innocent minds...smile...
Kiddy Tales 3
...When Adriel was 8 - 10 years old and Jeriel was 5 - 7 years old.
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Bigger And Older Means... |
| Jeriel: |
Mommy, you know, daddy can scold
you because he's bigger and older! |
| Mommy: |
No, who says that? |
| Jeriel: |
Then why Gong Gong (grandpa) can
scold Po Po (grandma)? |
| Mommy: |
Oh no...Gong Gong always talks
very loudly. That's the way he talks! He doesn't mean to scold Po Po! |
| Jeriel: |
Yes...then why you can scold me?
Because you're bigger and older! |
| Oh my! Mamas
and Papas, just be very careful with our actions and what comes out of our
mouths! The kids are watching! |
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Smokers Die Fast! |
| Our neighbor was smoking in the
garage. |
| Jeriel: |
Mommy, Uncle Dixon will die
before us because he smokes, right? |
| Mommy: |
No, not really... |
| Jeriel: |
Yes...smokers will die very
fast! |
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Sweet Dream, Mommy... |
| Jeriel whispered at my ears... |
| Jeriel: |
Good night, sweet dream, sleep
tight. God bless you, I love you, God loves you. |
| Mommy: |
God loves you and I love you,
too! |
| He's just so sweet... |
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You Can Breathe And I Can't! |
| Jeriel didn't quite like his
swimming lesson. So on the way to the pool one day... |
| Jeriel: |
Every time I swim, I'm like
drowning. I can't breathe. You're so good, just sit there and
watch...and you can breathe! |
| Mommy: |
... (his complaint was valid!) |
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I'm Beautiful, And I'm Useful! |
| While looking at my hands one
day, I asked Adriel if he preferred me with a pair of beautiful hands or a
pair of hands that can do work. He said the latter. Asked Jeriel the
same question. He said beautiful hands. |
| Mommy: |
But beautiful hands can't work.
Then I'll not clean the house, wash your clothes, cook for you... |
| Jeriel: |
No, I have beautiful hands but I
can still brush my teeth, hold my pencil, play with my toys! You can have
beautiful hands and can still work! |
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What A Name! |
| Jeriel: |
Mommy, what was your name when
you were a child? |
| Mommy: |
My current name. |
| Jeriel: |
No, not this name. Your child
name. |
| Mommy: |
I don't have different names. My
name is the same from baby till now! |
| Jeriel: |
Then why your name sounds like
adult's name, and my name like child's name? I thought when you were young
you had a child name. |
| Mommy: |
Well, when you grow up, your
name will sound like adult's name as well! |
| Jeriel: |
I know. |
| Mommy: |
... |
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My God Is Real God |
| Jeriel: |
Mommy, I asked Cikgu Tee if
she's Christian or Buddhist. |
| Mommy: |
What did she say? |
| Jeriel: |
She said Buddhist. I told her
only Christian's God is real God. |
| Mommy: |
What did she say then? |
| Jeriel: |
She said "mmm-hmm". |
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Praise The Lord! |
| Mommy: |
Luckily we... |
| Jeriel: |
No, mommy, you don't say
'Luckily'. You say 'Thank God' or 'Praise the Lord'! |
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